my man.

One day, a man came home late in the middle of the night drunk.
the next day when he woke up, he saw a prepared breakfast on the dining table which labeled "Baby, this is for you"
he was surprised and baffled why his wife wasn't angry with him for coming home late at night drunk.
so he asked his son "why isn't mummy angry with daddy?"
his son then told him "because when mummy was trying to undress you yesterday, you said No, you can't. I'm married."

i hope my man is like this.